Mary Magdalene’s Hot Style Tips

by Peter Bjork

Ladies, are you feeling like your wardrobe could use an upgrade of “biblical” proportions? Have you ever been unfairly called a “whore”? Were you... Read More

Satan Joins AHA Staff

The American Humanist Association announced today that Satan has been hired as their full-time director of public relations. Satan will be primarily responsible for... Read More

Isaac Newton Found in Tofu

It was a typical Saturday evening for American Humanist Association staffer Meghan Hamilton. “I had just finished nursing abandoned baby rabbits back to health... Read More

George Washington Never Wrote That Jesus Prayer

by Fred Edwords, 2025 Lifetime Achievement Award

A lawsuit by the American Humanist Association and four individual plaintiffs resulted in a federal ruling on Tuesday, March 25, that placed a preliminary... Read More