Thanks to everyone for submitting hilarious captions for last issue’s Photo Caption Contest!
This contest’s winner is JoJoJas:
Although pedestalphilia, such as depicted here, is still abhorred as sinful by much of society, as Humanists we are tolerant of any sexual behavior that does not harm others. (However, we don’t recommend trying this in extremely cold weather.)
Thanks for the laugh, JoJoJas! Send an email to email@example.com to claim your prize!
Honorable Mentions go to:
- Lukas R. Miller (via Facebook): I like big busts and I cannot lie!
- Barb Westerman McGrory (via Facebook): Tastes like finches.
- Matthew LaCourt (via Facebook): Someone REALLY doesn’t understand how natural selection works.
Thanks again to everyone who participated! Don’t miss the next Photo Caption Contest—get Humanist Network News by email each week.