THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME. Not people, exactly—I’m not that paranoid. I don’t think. Maybe I am. But the signs are out there. Warnings. Announcements. Poorly spelled, malapropian, bewildering, pun-filled yet stern signs. I should... Read More
Blowing It How Do You Respond to an Atheist’s Sneeze?
Atch-ooo!!! I tend to sneeze like a grenade went off inside my face; it’s sudden, it’s noisy, and it’s extremely alarming. (And don’t even get me started on what shrapnel is in this analogy.) So,... Read More