Mary Magdalene’s Hot Style Tips

Ladies, are you feeling like your wardrobe could use an upgrade of “biblical” proportions? Have you ever been unfairly called a “whore”? Were you ever mistaken for some other woman who touched Jesus’s feet? Ok,... Read More

Secular Scandal: Head Humanist Caught Praying!

On Monday, the leader of one of the largest nontheist organizations in the United States was caught praying to God. Roy Speckhardt, who has served as executive director for the American Humanist Association for the... Read More

God Exists, Reveals Himself to Humanists

Brazenly and without warning, God—the creator of the universe—descended from heaven to visit Earth today. His first stop: the headquarters of the American Humanist Association in Washington, DC. "Obviously there were better reasons to visit... Read More

Satan Joins AHA Staff

The American Humanist Association announced today that Satan has been hired as their full-time director of public relations. Satan will be primarily responsible for publicizing AHA initiatives through press outreach and spreading the message of... Read More