Rules Are for Schmucks: Conscientious Objection and Abortion

There are certain rare situations where it makes sense for the law to bend a little to accommodate a deeply held moral belief. One such instance involves the military draft. Some people simply will not... Read More
Rules Are for Schmucks: Cake Wars

The spread of same-sex marriage has spawned a number of side issues, including some involving cakes. In Des Moines, Iowa, for example, marriage equality advocates launched a boycott of Victoria’s Cake Cottage in 2011 after... Read More
Rules Are for Schmucks: Battle of the Forms

Way back in law school, when I first had to participate in a mock trial, our case involved the commercial law issue of the “Battle of the Forms.” A seller of widgets issues a standard... Read More
Rules Are for Schmucks: Pope Teflon Strikes Again

Public figures as diverse as Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, and John Gotti have all been called “Teflon men,” because nothing sticks to them. They don’t hold a candle to the current pope, though, who gets... Read More
Rules Are for Schmucks: Satan Goes to School

Exasperated teachers have been known to suspect that the kid in the back row is Satan himself, or the spawn of Satan, or perhaps someone who could teach Satan a few lessons in creative mischief.... Read More
Rules Are for Schmucks: Challenge to the Incredible Tax Scam—the Parsonage Exemption—Fails

If a tree falls in a forest and no animal is around to hear it, does it make a sound? If a constitution has a rule against government establishment of religion but no one is... Read More
Rules Are for Schmucks: Cold War Lessons and Islam

The Barack Obama that people thought they were voting for in 2008 is the one who, two years earlier, had written in The Audacity of Hope: The United States won the Cold War not simply... Read More