Mary Magdalene’s Hot Style Tips

Ladies, are you feeling like your wardrobe could use an upgrade of “biblical” proportions? Have you ever been unfairly called a “whore”? Were you... Read More
Secular Scandal: Head Humanist Caught Praying!

On Monday, the leader of one of the largest nontheist organizations in the United States was caught praying to God. Roy Speckhardt, who has... Read More
Next U.S. President to Be Sworn In on The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Citing concerns from church-state separation advocates about the practice of having the president-elect place his or her hand on a Bible while taking the... Read More
God Exists, Reveals Himself to Humanists

Brazenly and without warning, God—the creator of the universe—descended from heaven to visit Earth today. His first stop: the headquarters of the American Humanist... Read More
Kirk Cameron: Back to Atheism Thanks to Bruised Banana

Kirk Cameron, co-host of the evangelical television show The Way of the Master, has publically declared himself a nonbeliever—again. Cameron identified as an atheist... Read More
Satan Joins AHA Staff

The American Humanist Association announced today that Satan has been hired as their full-time director of public relations. Satan will be primarily responsible for... Read More
Isaac Newton Found in Tofu

It was a typical Saturday evening for American Humanist Association staffer Meghan Hamilton. “I had just finished nursing abandoned baby rabbits back to health... Read More